Coming...
Jan 24th
2026

The EAFF is Getting Old - Get Some Before it's Too Late!

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That's right! Its the much unanticipated event that nobody asked for! The FIRST EVER LAST EAFF EVER (oh, and Grayson's 40th... but don't let that deter you)!

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If the low low standards of the EAFF scared you before, then boy do we have an announcement for you. The EAFF has lowered it's standards EVEN MORE, by opening up this incredible event to include ANY FOOTAGE from ANY YEAR, as well as introducing new non-video categories such as the 'I didn't submit anything mandatory interpretive dance' category. That's right, the footage you forgot you had, or just couldn't bring yourself to delete is now fair game. And, it's your last chance. There are no plans to continue the EAFF after this (sounds sad, but really it's a good thing for society).

 

I give you: The LAST EAFF EVER

 

Critics Rave:

"This is still a thing?"

"How can you lower non-existent standards?"

"I've forgotten how to edit video... luckily the EAFF doesn't require that skill"

 

With the last event mercifully fading from our collective memory, it's time to start stoking the hype (is that a saying?) for the EAFF swan song. Have that idea for a segment nagging at the back of your mind? This is your event. Want to let AI randomly generate a clip and tell everyone it's your edit? THIS IS YOUR EVENT. Want to laugh at the pitiful efforts of your friends while drinking beer? THIS IS YOUR EVENT!!! Come join us for what is certain to be fun for the whole family (no children allowed)!

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BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

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In a stunning turn of events, the EAFF's illegitimate father actually made it to 40 years old. Although the main event is the videos, we'll also be supporting this senior citizen by patting him on the back and saying things like '40 is the new 30', and 'your video wasn't THAT bad'. There will probably be cake or something too.

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BUT KEEP WAITING! THERE'S TOTALLY STILL MORE!!

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In holding with time honored EAFF tradition, food, drink, and entertainment will be provided. If you have some kind of weird food or drink requirements, bring your own. Expect the finest wine that comes in box, and beer from renowned brewers such as Co-Op. 

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OH MY GOD, THERE'S MORE!!!

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To really just cap this whole thing off, there will be prizes, and this time YOU GET TO KEEP THEM! That's right - in true snowflake fashion, we'll be awarding a prize to everyone who enters a video, as well as the classic awards for best video, best soundtrack, and best mountain moment! We'll also be awarding the famous EAFF 'Penalty Shots'...

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EVENT DETAILS

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Location:

35 West Mitford Crescent

Cochrane, AB, Canada, The World

- Guest beds (3) and couches to crash on available by request.

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Schedule:

January 24th 2026

1830: Door and 'Bar' Opens... and does not close
1900-1930: Re-hash the classics
1930-1945: Parade of the previous winners, and the bribing of the judges
2000-2200: The LAST EAFF EVER
2200-2230: Prizes
2230-Onwards: Responsible alcohol consumption

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Food and Drink:

Beer, Wine, Snacks and a Main are all included! Gluten-friendly options are available at your local grocery store.

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Cost:

This one's on me. Eat your heart out.

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